New blog webbie
I’ve moved some stuff to a new addie will be updating there as well as here… Probably there more, you get to do more stuff with blogspot itself in terms of html (which I need to learn).
http://thewarpedmind.blogspot.com/
I’m bloody tired… a howling mutt isn’t exactly condusive to sleep. She’s like my alarm clock. Never fails to wake me at 10am. Well thats all for now. I’ll leave ya’ll with something that resembles semi decent humor in my opinion :p
I just lay there
A young female came to the ER with lower abdominal pain. During the exam and questioning the female denied being sexually active. The doctor gave her a pregnancy test anyway and it came back positive. The doctor went back to the young female’s room.
Doctor: "The results of your pregnancy test came back positive. Are you sure you’re not sexually active?" Patient: "Sexually active? No, sir, I just lay there."
Doctor: "I see. Well, do you know who the father is?"
Patient: "No. Who?"
